Heh heh! Don’t you just LOVE disgusting things? Flies, slime, spiders, monsters – they’re the greatest! That’s why I’ve got these cackletastic jokes for you to have a laugh at!
Why did the fly, fly?
Cos the spider spied ‘er!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has 9 lives but a frog croaks every night!
What colour is a hiccup?
Burple
Who is the best dancer at the monster party?
The Boogie Man!
What’s more clever than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants’ fingers!
Oh how delightfully disgusting! How sickeningly silly! Hee hee!